The Republic of Castor Cb is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 699 million Castor Cbians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Castor Cbian economy, worth 27.4 trillion nones a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,177 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and Leader's perky ego is the talk of the town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Castor Cb's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Castor Cb is ranked 38,942^nd in the world and 2,242^nd in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 32.84 flags saluted per person per day.